So this year, 2010, I am resolving to:

- wash my hands more
- floss more
- stop being so fucking cynical
- definitely drink more alcohol
- finish Jane Eyre sometime this year, that literary fucking masterpiece
- figure out what I want out of this life
- become an overnight celebrity
- buy more plants
- eat more pancakes
- vomit in more dishwashers.

I think number 4 might be the biggest challenge.